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(July 25, 2005)

Merry Effing Christmas!

Dec 24, 2014 by Ugh | 2 Comments
Will be an, uh, interesting 2015 for me. Also, too, Zombie Baby Jesus wants to eat your brain. Don't say you weren't warned.

Dick Cheney is Really Andy Kaufman

Dec 15, 2014 by Ugh | 3 Comments
And has been since the mid-1980s. On 12/31/2014 he will eat the still beating hearts of baby kittens live on TV and finally people will suspect something is up "Nobody can be that evil.... Andy? Is that you?" they will say. "That wasn't very funny."

Power Drill and Broomstick Threats

Dec 09, 2014 by Ugh | 7 Comments
Your CIA at work.

How about a fncking Democrat?

Nov 25, 2014 by Ugh | 8 Comments

Super Bowl Matchup Prediction

Nov 25, 2014 by Ugh | 9 Comments
Mark it down - New England v. Green Bay. Green Bay wins to deny Brady his Joe Montana/Terry Bradshaw equalizer, leaving him 3 and 3 with his team being outscored in the 6 contests. Update: because the one thing post needed was an update. Didn't realize we get a preview of this matchup this coming weekend. Pats win this one, but lose the rematch.

One from the Wayback Machine

Nov 12, 2014 by Ugh | 17 Comments
No one would do anything similar today, of course.

How to get to 1984 - As Explained by Alec Baldwin

Oct 29, 2014 by Ugh | 39 Comments
Wait a minute. We don't have to figure out how to get the crew off the sub. He's already done that, he would have had to. All we gotta do is figure out what he's gonna do. So how's he gonna get the crew off the sub. They have to want to get off. How do you get a crew to want to get off a submarine? How do you get a crew to want to get off a nuclear sub...

"the Oval Office expressed 'full confidence'¯ in its chief spy leader"

Oct 22, 2014 by Ugh | 3 Comments
According to sources familiar with the CIA inspector general report that details the alleged abuses by agency officials, CIA agents impersonated Senate staffers in order to gain access to Senate communications and drafts of the Intelligence ommittee investigation. But other anonymous people deny it.

Ebola! Ebola! Ebola! Ebola!

Oct 16, 2014 by Ugh | 48 Comments
It seems there is a second, U.S. derived case. This person was on a plane Monday and diagnosed Tuesday. 132 people on board, and some unknown (!) number of crew, plus the people who cleaned the plane that night. Will be, uh, interesting if there is a third U.S. case and it's not directly connected to the original patient.

Prior Restraint

Oct 08, 2014 by Ugh | 16 Comments
Supposedly, unconstitutional. And yet.... UPDATE: This is also rather disturbing: "The Justice Department is claiming, in a little-noticed court filing, that a federal agent had the right to impersonate a young woman online by creating a Facebook page in her name without her knowledge. Government lawyers also are defending the agent’s right to scour the woman’s seized cell phone and to post photographs — including racy pictures of her and even one of her young son and niece — to the phony social media account, which the agent was using to communicate with suspected criminals."